Here you'll find links to writing projects and things I wrote at other urls

The End is the Beginning is the End I make a speedy departure from Mexico City
The Beginning is the End is the Beginning a Sunday story.
Onetwo moremons more the introduction to ongoing independent Finnegans Wake research project of mine. This post is outdated. My work continues and I have made discoveries that completely replace a lot of the ideas in this paper.

On Tortas Cubanas for Lucky Peach
The Quest for New York City's Most Adequate Dollar Slice for Lucky Peach (website now defunct, apparently, link to my own copy of the article)
A Commodious Vicus of Recirculation from My Burning Eyes, No. 2
The Leopard at des Artistes restaurant review for TimeOut New York

Where We Went, What We Rode (Many words on a Disneyland trip in 2010) from briggie.blogspot.com
This is What I Have Been Up To (The story of why I only have one elbow now) from briggie.blogspot.com
Pretend This is a Picture Book (My most popular post ever. It's about Sea Otters.) from briggie.blogspot.com

The Firearm (A fake newspaper I published with Andrew Berthrong during our last year of college. Many compared it to the Onion, but I considered us more inspired by the old Vice and the New Yorker's Goings On About Town section. Last year I discovered a friend was hosting all our issues on his personal website, so I provide the link here.)